twelve-ten: fockin hate skewl only if they didnt lock the doors to the 5th floor roof
this morning, i was walking to school and i looked inside mcdonalds through the glass window and there was a man in a MONKEY MASK looking back at me…… it startled me so much!!! i screamed and everybody laughed at me and the monkey man was pointing at me… it was SO MEAN. why would anybody do that to people at 8 IN THE MORNING. sheesh.
Wow my mom just gave me this dumpling and told me to eat it, so i did, but it tasted suspicious, so I asked my aunt what’s in it & she said FUCKING BEEF. So i was like to my mom why did you tell me to eat this? & she was like “just eat it.” I cannot believe how rude that was of my mom…. Like seriously, I can’t even trust my own fucking mother to respect my...
dianakimm replied to your post: today, i watched the movie, 21, this really good… i know the asian guy that comes out!!! his daddy and my mama are chingoos. WHAT ARE YOU SERIOUS! his character was so great. i love every single thing he does & says. WOW have you met him?
today, i watched the movie, 21, this really good movie about a gruop of kids who count cards in vegas and the line “winner winner chicken dinner” came up many times and NOW I CAN’T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD. winner winner chicken dinner winner winner chicken dinner winner winner chicken dinner.
i suddenly really want a tattoo & i keep telling myself that i’m going to go get one, but i’m afraid one day i might regret it……. but then i can’t just not do things in fear that i might regret it……… because that would be a boring life. OR IS THAT A SMART LIFE? idk……. i’m rambling. bye.
i-xvii: coldpulse: مآ أجمّل أنْ تصمتْ .. فيْ ؤجهْ منْ ينتظرْ منِك الخِصَام .. ! وما أجمل أنْ تضحك فيْ وجهْ منْ يُنتظرْ منك البكـاءْ ..! How beautiful is it to stay silent When someone expects you to be enraged from them. And how beautiful it is to laugh When someone thinks you are going to shed tears. Arabic letters are so so so lovely ^ right?????????? i want a tattoo in arabic but...
bluntbrother: why can’t we have a carefree world filled with hippies… word i wish i lived in the 60s or something
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
dudewheresmytardis: there’s a special place in hell for people who stop and socialize in the middle of the hallway. people who make out in the hallways should go to hell and be forced to make out with the devil for ALL OF ETERNITY!!!!!!
the other day, i asked kevin to buy me a bottle of water & he asked me “what brand?” and i was like “……. kevin. it’s fucking water.” and he’s like “i know, but if i asked someone to buy me a bottle of water and they got me like….. evian i would be like wtf.” and i was like “WHATS WRONG WITH YOU I JUST WANT WATER” and...
it always makes me wonder when girl a talks about how ugly girl b is every single day of her life & then i see girl a comment girl b’s pictures saying shit like “wow i’m so jealous!!!!! u r so flawless 0 m g” what is the point of that??? shut up, bitch. SHUT. UP. BITCH. SHUT UP, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
Anonymous asked: Did u tke the sats before? Like a real one? If u did what did u get?? :)
womenmachinary: I always write text posts and delete them right after cause I get insecure and feel dumb LOL
today, in math class, we were solving equations with trigonometric identities & josh and i didn’t know what “α” (alpha) was called, so we started calling it fish LOL. we we’re like “sine squared fish cosine fish tangent 90 minus fish fish fish fish fish”
ko-h: judy was telling me how she hates finishing books because she gets attached to the characters in them. she finished the great gatsby while she was in cancun and when judy’s mom made a dinner reservation for 2, judy almost stopped her mom and asked her to make it a reservation for 3 because she thought gatsby was going LOOOOL so cute LOL…. it was when i just woke up. i was real...
Anonymous asked: how much do you weigh ?
ko-h: i should probably start exercising again but i am so lazy and i would rather do other things like eat chips while watching whose line is it anyway. i have a serious problem with losing weight. i used to eat somewhat healthy, but then i started working out, so now i eat whatever i want because i’m like WHATEVA I WILL BURN IT OFF L8R. which is DUMB AND ILLOGICAL but WHATEVER.
i always think about the chance that i can wake up at any moment and MY WHOLE LIFE WOULD HAVE BEEN A DREAM. if that ever happens, i will take all the music from this dream life and all the classic novels and all the inventions and RECREATE THEM IN REAL LIFE AND I WILL BE SO SUCCESSFUL AND AWESOME.